Tax Evasion

[Intro]
This a collect call from Maryland Penitentary. Press "One" now to accept this call

Ow
Still in debt

You have three minutes remaining on this collect call

[Chorus]
IRS at the door, I ain't gon let 'em in
They only came to take away my Benjamins
I swallowed the money up just like some vitamins
I got some decor for the prison cell they put me in

They want my [?], they wanna take it right off of me
Tell me that shit ain't straight robbery
Ladies' night up in the Applebee's talkin' to aunties
The IRS came up and tackled me

Me and my friends caucasian
And now I'mma go missing like my flight Malaysian
The IRS came to my ass on vacation
I been makin' fake ass money in my basement

[Verse]
Tried to use my T-shirts as a write-off (It was a good idea on paper)
They kept on calling so I cut the line off (damn, what they do next, bro?)
Constantly knockin' so I turned the lights off (man, fuck 'em)
Talkin' bout court dates so I had to dash off ([?])

Damn, I am not goin'
I cannot go because bitch it is snowin'
IRS came for me cuz I was hoin'
Shut down my Onlyfans, bitch, I am homeless

IRS came for my entire family
I didn't know that tax fraud was a felony
Five-to-ten years in a guarded facility
I just hope that my family comes and visits me (damn)

[Chorus]
IRS at the door, I ain't gon let 'em in
They only came to take away my Benjamins
I swallowed the money up just like some vitamins
I got some decor for the prison cell they put me in

They want my [?], they wanna take it right off of me
Tell me that shit ain't straight robbery
Ladies' night up at the Applebee's talkin' bout aunties
The IRS came up and tackled me

Me and my friend ain't caucasian
And I'mma go missing like my flight Malaysian
The IRS came on my ass on vacation
I been makin' fake ass money in my basement, nigga

[Verse 2]
Shouldn't have made this song
They know my W-2s are wrong
All of the inmates are really strong
The shit in between their legs really long (shit!)

Repo man ruined my holiday season
That was the [?] I'll sue em for treason
You have thirty seconds remaining on this collect call (Woah, I still got more shit to say, hold up, wait, wai- it's too long tho)

[Outro]
Listen, Danexatort, we're doing our best
With the state of things, this song is basically a confession admissible in court to the numerous charges
The judge has been overruling our objections on that front so we're gonna try a different defense strategy but the song being parody was our best bet
We'll let you know if we have any updates