TAWOG: The Grieving vs Regular Show Lost Episodes

[Intro]
WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL: THE GRIEVING
AGAINST
REGULAR SHOW LOST EPISODES: I CAN FIx this…. *shuts down*

Gumball:
If you can fix this then report to the principal’s office ASAP
Cuz we’re hijacking the track when we rap so we can announce that;
These slackers will get smacked and be left deceased to their town
And It’ll take more than these trolls to leave my story shut down

Darwin:
You’ll need a pass to see the death that’s lurking around the hall
We’ll rope you in, then leave you hanging like Rigby’s eyeball!
When you’re seen, I bawl, cuz you’re not scary at all!
Wanna draw in an audience?
Give 1-800-OHGODWHY a call!

Gumball:
You’ll feel your skin crawl when I spit with such sickness
Since I’m a Plague Doctor and Sarah’s a witness

Darwin:
With her tele-vision you’ll surely lose sleep
Your horror’s horrid and not thought outside the box, Anais!

Mordecai:
Just call up a better outlook, did you think I wouldn’t notice
That you’re flopping like a fish when I put you through deep psychosis
You’ve pissed me off. So when I pack punchies, you’re black and blue!
Kick these kids off the air without a mom to cry, too!

(Rigby & Mordecai: WOOOOOAH! )

Rigby (Never Never):
Ugh, Your flow’s depressing, I’ll kill you for that!
It’s too late.. you’re forgotten within 10 years, and it’s sad
This game is 2 players, so for both it’s a game ova
Cuz your win is buried deep inside the cushions of your sofa!

Mordecai (I Can Fix This):
The only way we differ is that you’ll cry me a river
But you’re in a pool of blood whenever Rigby pulls the trigger!

Rigby:
So the class clowns STOP TALKING and wish they had never skipped school..
Would’ve learned that Everything Ends as a prank for April Fools!

Gumball:
This point in time is pathetic, you’ll be Grieving with our minors
Since you’ve dug yourselves a hole in one, there will be no survivors

Darwin:
You can’t dar-win when you’re dyin’
Fuck Adult Swimmin’ you’ll Die-ve in!

Both:
Sending shivers down spines
That cause lifelines to flatline!

Gumball:
When two dead dummies decompose there is no doubt I’m CN’ it
Because I’m the assailant in this deceasing disagreement

Darwin:
Wrote the note to show i know the way you poorly flow is not a hoax
I’d say your story’s good but that would be an April Fools Joke!

Rigby:
Try to take shots at my best friend and I’ll rip you from your youth
Watch how I only speak the truth when what’s left is just a bloody tooth!
I’ll whack a wrist to leave it slit and have you bleed out 6ft in the dirt
You’ll go missing but unmissed without an amber alert

Mordecai:
You can’t fix this Rigby, unless you kill them already
MUTILATE THESE FUCKING MORONS, AIM FOR THE HEAD AND KEEP STEADY *gets shot*

Rigby:
(AAA)
YOUR STORY IS COMPLETE SHIT, AND NO ONE WILL EVER READ IT
SO GO BACK TO CRYING BITCH, BECAUSE YOU’LL NEVER NEVER WIN THIS

*Static*

*Max & Ruby Theme plays then gets distorted*

Ruby_0004:
Don’t dig your holes of mad and sadness, or you may find rabbits under the earth
The Mommy and Daddy of what you fear, that chokes your win and buries your worth
Christmas has come early, now this DVD will come in through your door
Then the family of judges will give the score. 0-0-0-4

Max_0004:
A cat, fish, bird, and raccoon. There’s no hope of win for the other races
Because after your time on Wattpad and Geoshea, all of your fame is still proven faceless
Simply because your pace of rapping was so backwards (Daddy: It’s such a shame...)
But now let us show you what true speed is because rap tag is the name of the game

Max & Ruby_0004:
Don’t try to drain out the mark of surreal
The nightmare you see on the screen is real
We mourn to the ones that you couldn’t save
Ruby_0004:
So step back to the garden
Max_0004:
And go back to the grave

Ruby_0004:
You think your story is crazy, Mordecai and Rigby?
When I hear your tale all I see is Itchy and Scratchy

Max_0004:
The heart’s racing with Gumball and Darwin's Antics?
The desperation to erase you is the only thing frantic

Max_0004:
I can’t take the pain of being here. Time to join the ones where you know go, (Ruby Screams)
I’m sorry I had to clichè like this sis…

Ruby_0004: It’s ok Max. Rest in peace bro
The day has come, now regret has been put onto all by the blue and black eyed hares
Both:
And now the death of all is our only release to free us from your sickening, tasteless scares...