Tattooed Man from Chelsea

[Verse 1]
He's got bells on the forehead, stars in them eyes
He's got "God save my queenie" written 'cross his thighs
He's just the tattooed man from Chelsea for the price of a dime
He's gonna show you things you've never seen before
Gonna take that smile and put you on the floor
He's just the tattooed man from Chelsea for the price of a dime

[Chorus]
He's gonna take you down to Eastcheap and leave you flat
Take you down to Eastcheap, he's gonna leave you flat, oh

[Verse 2]
He's got a picture of Winston just shooting the "V"
And he's autographed by Oscar Wilde above his knee
He's just the tattooed man from Chelsea for the price of a dime
Oh, those ulterior motives, the sinister stare
All them boys in London say you gotta beware
Of the tattooed man from Chelsea for the price of a dime

[Chorus]
He's gonna take you down to Eastcheap and leave you flat
Take you down to Eastcheap, he's gonna leave you flat, oh

He's gonna take you down to Eastcheap and leave you flat
Take you down to Eastcheap, he's gonna leave you flat, oh

[Verse 3]
He's got bells on the forehead, stars in them eyes
He's got "God save my queenie" written 'cross his thighs
He's got the Union Jack back and the pleasure dome of [?]
He's gonna shake you, he'll try and take you
And if you give him just enough, he's gonna break you
He's a tattooed man from Chelsea for the price of a dime
He's just the tattooed man from Chelsea for the price of a dime