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This is a parody of “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen, based on the story of the homeless man high on bath salts who ate the guy’s face.
You know that I've gone to Hell
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked at God as I fell
I crawled out my grave
I trade my soul for some flesh
This is my cannibal quest
I wasn't lookin' for this
But now you look like steak
Your head I'll be holdin'
Ripped jeans, bones are showin'
Fright Night, shotguns blowin'
I just scored some bath salts baby
Hey I just meant you
And this is crazy
But I just did bath salts
Your face looks tasty
It's hard to look right
Eye-sight's hazy
But I smell your blood trail
And you smell tasty
X2
There were brains on the wall
I saw the government fall
We all took over the mall
This fountain's in my way
Some beg and borrow and steal
So that they might find a meal
I scream and guess what? You squeel
And then I eat your brains
Your head I'll be holdin'
Ripped jeans, bones are showin'
Fright Night, shotguns blowin'
I just scored some bath salts baby
Hey I just meant you
And this is crazy
But I just did bath salts
Your face looks tasty
If you make a fucking noise
There might be a chase scene
I just did bath salts
Your face looks tasty
X2
Before you came into my life
I was so hungry, I was so hungry
I was really fucking hungry
Before you came into my life
I was so hungry, I ate a monkey
I was really fucking hungry
If you make a fucking noise
There might be a chase scene
I just did bath salts
Your face looks tasty
Hey I just meant you
And this is crazy
But I just did bath salts
Your face looks tasty
If you make a fucking noise
There might be a chase scene
I just did bath salts
Your face looks tasty
Before you came into my life
I was so hungry, I was so hungry
I was really fucking hungry
Before you came into my life
I was so hungry, I ate a monkey
I was really fucking hungry