Tartare Sauce

[Intro: Jeremy Young, David Scott]
Mmmm, fish fingers
No way!
I didn't know we had tartare sauce

[Chorus: Jeremy Young, David Scott, Jeremy Young & David Scott]
Tartare
Tartare sauce (Tartare)
Tartare
It's what I wanna have
Tartare
Tartare sauce (Tartare)
Tartare
It's what I wanna have

[Bridge: Jeremy Young]
Break it down now!

[Verse 1: Jeremy Young]
Tartare sauce
You know it goes with the fish
[?]
Sat there on the side
You know the [?] pizza dish
But I very rarely have it
Coz I don't like fish!

[Chorus: Jeremy Young, David Scott, Jeremy Young & David Scott]
Tartare
Tartare sauce (Tartare)
Tartare
It's what I wanna have

[Verse 2: David Scott, Alec Guinness (as Obi Wan Kenobi)]
If I were a Jedi I would use the force
But because I'm not, I use tartare sauce
It's a condiment
You really can't go wrong
If you don't trust me, take it from Obi Wan!
"You must learn the ways of the sauce"

[Chorus: Jeremy Young, David Scott, Jeremy Young & David Scott]
Tartare
Tartare sauce (Tartare)
Tartare
It's what I wanna have

[Bridge: Jeremy Young]
Break it down now!

[Verse 3: Jeremy Young, David Scott, Jeremy Young & David Scott]
Tartare sauce goes like this in morse:
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DASH, DOT, DASH, DOT, DASH, DOT, DOT
DOT, DOT
DOT, DASH, DOT, DOT, DASH, DOT, DASH, DOT
DOT

[Chorus: Jeremy Young, David Scott, Jeremy Young & David Scott]
Tartare
Tartare sauce (Tartare)
Tartare
It's what I wanna have
Tartare
Tartare sauce (Tartare)
Tartare
It's what I wanna have