Tarpon Hoez

[Verse 1: Young Testicle]
Eating waffles wit yo bitch
If every K creates a kiss
Then ima pull out the '47 and let it rip
Bitch I’m watchin blues clues with a blood and a crip
We gotta thank the fuckin British for creating holo tips
Use yo mom as a sacrifice to summon demons in the night
Use 'em to loot a 7-11 for some sprite
Fuckin' Tarpon hoes!
Fuckin’ on 'em in my WalMart clothes
Use the hatchet to rattle you up
I just got it at Lowes
Them damn Tarpon hoes man
Stanky ass mothafuckas, man I swear

{Verse 2: Finski]
Tarpon hoes they be so classy
Tarpon hoes they be so nasty
Take her out to Olive Garden
She'll show me her olive garden
I won't leave a fucking tip
Yes I really am that sick
Skrt up out the Olive Garden
911 is who I'm callin'
That hoe had a yeast infection
I have a very large erection
She listens to One Direction
My car goin in one direction
Right into a fucking tree
That hoe is blind and she can't see
I'm not failing math I got a D
Smack her with a christmas tree
I don’t celebrate christmas, I’m a Muslim
In Alabama I fuck my cousin
I bought a truck and now I'm muddin’
Tarpon hoes look like McLovin
Damn man, can you even believe that shit?
I don't even have any hoes, let alone a Tarpon hoe
Them hoes BAD I tell you
Like, like yeast infection bad

[Verse 3: Sensei Boolin]
Have these bitches got some AIDS
You should take a tab of cascade
Go to WalMart and pick up some Raid
Don't fuck with me hoe, I gotta grenade
Not many realize you'll get played
Throwing shade, bitch run up the fade
Most of you cheaper than a penny arcade
Sorry, I don’t mean to degrade
But that's how you just get portrayed
It's not worth getting AIDS
Just fuck a jar of marmalade
Fuck you and your renegade, bitch

[Outro: Sensei Boolin]
Hey everybody, my name is Young Testicle
Hey, hey Sensei Boolin (yes?)
(unintelligble) you gotta record for Tarpon Hoez man
(I'll do that, I have a shit ton of homework)
Everything is perfectly okay
Everybody gets a 30 second feature (I don't get 30 seconds tho)
You most definitely don't get 5 seconds
(I only had 5 seconds) To spit your verse