Tard Wrangler

[Intro: Custodian]
I've been dealing with these students for so long now
And I don't know what to do
They pull my hair
They call me names
And they just don't know any better
I don't know what to do anymore
Can somebody please help me?
Please I can't do this by myself
Please

[Verse 1: Custodian]
If you need some help controlling your kids
I know how they are yeah I know how it is
If your kids make you mad
Fill you with anger
You gotta call me
I'm the tard wrangler
You can beat 'em
Anything that's not lethal
'Cuz when you're a wrangler it's all legal
If you're gonna treat em like a dog, make sure it's a beagle
Lock them up outside 'cuz you know they're not equal

[Interlude: Custodian]
Hey man that was a little fucked up
My kid's just been acting up recently
And I wanna make sure that he's taken care of
Because I just can't do it by myself
And I just- I know that you're a professional
That's why I came to you first
Like I know that you sometime have to deal with kids who are a little over the top
And I understand that completely
But this is my kid that we're talking about
I don't want you to just randomly-
I don't want you to just hurt him
Oh he's coming now
I'll let you have a word with him
Uh hey kid
Hey kid?
Hey kid!

[Verse 2: Pepconzza & Custodian]
If you didn't know school sucks
It's gay
Everybody in the world they're stupid like hey (what?)
Every teacher don't know what they're doing
They are so dumb
Why do they sound like they're eating bum? (What? What the fuck are you talking about?)
Did you know Kai?
He's a faggot
Hey
Oh my god bro you is dumb (yo, keep it clean now)
Looking like your girl use to eat my bum
But no
'Cuz I ain't that gay
Looking at Gervontay I'm like no way (don't call people gay)
Get a real life did you know you're gay
Everybody in this world is so fucking stupid
Might as well call 'em Kolton (hey don't talk shit about Kolton man)
Did you know you is a fucking Buddhist
Oh my god
It's shit man
Did you know his name is Zeth? (hey don't call him shit man)
Damn
Oh my god dude I like to twirl
Just kidding 'cuz Andrew twirls and says penis
Call him a gay fag and I know he's a freakest (freakest?)
Freakist
Is that that word (no it's not a word, Uriah)
That no one cares 'cuz you know you're a girl
But sometime girls ain't that bad, no
But unless you're a tranny
I'm like hell no (don't talk shit about trannys man)
Trannys piss me off
If you're gay that's okay
But you can't turn yourself inside out that's weird (trannys are people too)
You might as well get rid of yourself off this earth
You queer (you shouldn't tell people to kill themself)
I don't smoke I don't really care
But you know I don't support those trans
I'll support gays
Everybody else are lez (what the fuck are you talking about I just came here to talk to you)
I don't care
As long as you're not trans I don't care
Hey
School's so broken I don't love it (the school isn't boken, it's people like you who break it)
Girls are broken you know they're fucking
All the girls in the school hang with all the retards
Oh you (it's kind of ironic you're calling people retards)
Almost all the guys
Are funny but they're high
Outta their fucking mind (who's doing drugs on school campus)
But I know you is blind
But I'm blinding you with these gay bars
You know you a fruit ah (blinding us what the fuck? You're one to talk about being blind)
Nolan's an albino he's dumb (fucking albino what the fuck?)

[Outro: Custodian]
What the fuck are you talking about, Uriah
Man you're on some fucking other shit, man
Like you said some pretty harsh stuff about
Gays, and trannys
And more gays and more trannys
And you said some mean stuff about your fellow tards
Who I have personally worked with and corrected them
But I don't think I can really correct you
Without going into further discipline
I'm going to have to go to a last resort
And I'm sorry Uriah but this is your last fucking warning
No you've had your warnings
Right now get out of my sight and go down to Mr. Larry's office, right now
No question you're going to Mr. Larry's office right now
Go tell him that I sent you down here
Say you were disobeying the tard wrangler
Say you were talking shit about trannys
Say you were talking shit about all the other kids
'Cuz you're going to Mr. Larry's office right fucking now