Tap Into Your (Fort) Worth

[Verse 1]
Got my best boots on, smile on my face
Can't believe we're from this place
Thirteenth biggest in the States
Can a town be your soulmate?
East Exchange Avenue
Steers in my rear-view
Gonna hit what USA Today calls
The second-best zoo

[Chorus]
'Cause Cowtown is a wow-town
With a walkable downtown
It's time to tap into your Fort Worth
Worth! Worth! Worth!

[Verse 2]
It's got no hipsters, like Austin
Or Wahlbergs, like Boston
Or tech bros, like Austin
Or Afflecks, like Boston
Now, some say Omaha Zoo is second best, but that's a lie
Because their red panda is always inside
It's nеver out on the tree, yeah, yеah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And the Trinity River's getting better
Parts are even swimmable
It's no longer called the mythological river of death
'Cause when the West begins, it's where your best begins
It's time to tap into your Fort Worth
Time to tap into your Fort Worth
The home of Hagman and Meester
Capshaw and Schieffer
Tap into your Fort Worth
One look and you'll love it too
No wonder Jesus went to TCU
It was early decision
See, I know, I'm worth it
Y'all know, you're worth it
The Fort Worth Star-Telegram knows they're worth it
That's why their site has a paywall

[Chorus]
'Cause Cowtown is a wow town
With a walkable downtown
It's time to tap into your Fort Worth
The home of Hagman and Meester
Capshaw and Schieffer
Of museums and parks and
Also Kelly Clarkson (Also Kelly Clarkson)
Tap into your Forth Worth
Worth, worth, worth (Yeehaw)