TAMAGOTCHIS

[Intro]
Stupid ass fuckin' toy
Actually speaking of second grade, I remember, fuckin, I like lost friendships over those fuckers
Um, when I was in second grade, my Tamagotchi died and I cried, so uh
(One, two, three)

[Chorus]
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck -gatchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck -gatchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis

[Collision]
Remember how you had to like, you would have to take the battery out at like a specific time and then put the other one in quickly
'Cause otherwise it would die, you know and it just, you w- you wouldn't get to keep your guy, you'd have to start all over
And that shit just fuckin' sucked, that would piss me off so fucking much

And like, I brought it home, and I- I replaced the battery and everything, and that shit just didn't work
It didn't work

[Chorus]
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck -gatchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck -gatchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis

[Outro]
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck

Stupid ass fuckin' toy, stupid ass fuckin' toy, fuckin' hate those things