Talking Football by The Chad Mitchell Trio
Talking Football by The Chad Mitchell Trio

Talking Football

The Chad Mitchell Trio * Track #11 On Violets of Dawn

Talking Football Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Every fall when the leaves turn brown
Friday evening rolls around
I sit down in my TV chair
My face assumes a TV stare
Goodbye, world
Goodbye, family
It's football time

[Verse 2]
It's highlight films of last week's games
Commercials starring big league names
Analysis of all the plays
Pickin' the winners for Saturday
Interviews with the stars
Interviews with the water boy
Interviews with the fullback's grandmother

[Verse 3]
On Saturday it's do or die
For dear old Siwash will defy
The enemy to dim our stars
Who have their eyes on brand new cars
Thank God for scholarships
Thank God for alumni
Thank God for the school of education

[Verse 4]
Now, my poor wife has got it rough
'Cause Saturdays would be enough
But Sunday's a tale she knows too well
A double-header in the NFL
She says I don't listen to her
Said she was going to Reno
Sounded to me like a new formation

[Verse 5]
Now, half time shows with pretty girls
In little short skirts and long blond curls
But who's got time for majorettes when NBC has got the Jets
And I just can't afford two sets, but don't fret, Jets
With four hundred thousand dollars for Namath
And two hundred thousand for Huarte
You can spend them to death

[Verse 6]
The terminology is givin' me fits
It's red-dogs, cornerbacks, double safety blitz
Jitterbugging, automatic, submarine, zip
Zig-out, down-and-out, collarbone, hip
Listen to the huddle, hear the quarterback say
"Tucker, just take that ball and run for your life
It's your turn to be on instant replay"

[Verse 7]
Well, as I sat there sipping beer
A shoe came whistlin' by my ear
A bullet pass, I really mean
It went right through the TV screen
My wife was laughing hysterically
I said, "Don't worry, honey
I can have it fixed by next Saturday"

Talking Football Q&A

Who wrote Talking Football's ?

Talking Football was written by Tom Paxton.

Who produced Talking Football's ?

Talking Football was produced by Milton Okun.

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