Talking Cow

[Verse]
A cow that talks, have you ever heard?
Anything that is so absurd
You know how cows eat grass and moo
Well, here's a cow that can talk to you
Hello, Talking Cow, have you something to say?
Something to say, have you got all day
I love to talk, talking's my thing
I love to talk about anything
Did you know that this is so
It's impossible to lick your own elbow?
Butterflies taste with their feet
And mosquitoes have a mouth full of teeth
And in space, you can't burp or cry
Slugs have 4 noses. I wonder why?
All polar bears are left-handed
And the shrimp's heart is in its head
Well, this cow was right; he could talk all day
This cow has so many things to say
He talked and talked and talked some more
From the pyramids to Newton's Law
Elephant's the only animal with 4 knees
Camels milk won't curdle, there's no camel cheese
A goldfish has a short memory
About 3 seconds. That's 1, 2
The eye of an ostrich is bigger than its brain
Bats always turn left when leaving a cave
Your ears and nose will never stop to grow
A snail can sleep for 3 years in a row
So many things that I didn't know
Thank you, Talking Cow, but it's time to go
Time to go? But there's more you see
'Cause there's the history of the world parts 1, 2, 3
A cow can't talk all through the night
He kept on talking till the Stars were bright
He didn't stop when he gave a moo
In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa out of toast
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated
The sense of smell of an ant is just as good as a dog
The sneeze can travel out of your mouth at over one hundred miles per hours
Giraffes have no vocal cords
Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue
Dolphins sleep with one eye open
The average person laughs 15 times a day