Talk to the Lawyer

[Verse 1]
And so they sent you to Afghanistan
To have you workin' for their master plan
I think that may be for the CIA
And when you're through they're gonna put you away
They wanna put you in an institution
And put a wire up into your brain
Because you know about the revolution
That kind of thing'll drive a boy insane

[Chorus]
Better talk to the lawyer
Professional liar
Gotta talkin' to the lawyer
Professional liar

[Verse 2]
They do maneuvers at the border line
Somebody's eatin' up from time to time
And when you want to know the reason why
I'm sorry sir, there's no rеply
You're on a mission for the Presidеnt
You got to bury all the evidence
You say you like it but you really don't
He said he'll cover but you know he won't

[Chorus]
You're talkin' to the lawyer
Professional liar
Your better talk to the lawyer
Professional liar

[Verse 3]
Somebody called me just the other day
I said who is it but he wouldn't say
I think he's workin' for the secret service
Or maybe workin' for the FBI
I don't like it when they do me like that
I don't like it when they do me that way

[Chorus]
Better talk to the lawyer
Professional lawyer man
I better talk to the lawyer
Professional lawyer man
Better talk to the lawyer
Professional lawyer man
I better talk to the lawyer
Professional lawyer man