Talk to Me

[Spoken Word]
If I came up to you
I say hello, darling, what's your name?
You say: "My name's Linda, what's yours"
I say Terry
You go: "Terry, that's a lovely name
By the way I love your suit, where's it from?"
I say Cerruti
You say: "Cerruti, I've never heard of him"
I say he's a very close friend of mine
We go back to mine, have a few cocktails
I'll put up some flank, I'll take off my clothes, nice pair of slippers
Into bed, give you a foot massage, a back massage, a shoulder massage

[Build]
Camper van, talk to me

[Drop]
It sounds like a fucking joke to me
How much you want for?
It's not a laughing matter, if I'm honest
Talk to me
It sounds like a fucking joke to me
Do you like omelets?
It's not a laughing matter, if I'm honest
Talk to me
Talk to me

[Spoken Word]
Thank you very much, that's why they call me Terry Tibbs
That's why I've been doing what I've been doing for as many years as I have
That's why I've had six wives, not counting the seventh but she was underage
I had no fucking idea, I was drunk
I was in Ukraine, Vladimir said here you go
I said fuck me, that's the best looking ass I've ever seen
Next thing I know, I'm in jail

[Build]
Camper van, talk to me

[Drop]
It sounds like a fucking joke to me
How much you want for?
It's not a laughing matter, if I'm honest
Talk to me
It sounds like a fucking joke to me
Do you like omelets?
It's not a laughing matter, if I'm honest
Talk to me

[Outro]
Talk to me