Taking My Ball Freestyle

[Verse: GrewSum]
Hey yo welcome to The Talk Shit Avenger
Mixtape take you on an awesome adventure
Go ahead and bite dog, chomp with your dentures
But if you get caught then it's off with your head, sir
The year is 2010 go and tell your fuckin' friends
Them Prone boys are back and they done it again
GrewSum my flow set hundreds of trends
Do I appreciate it? Well, that fuckin' depends
Every album, 500 off top
Gets sold this year, I'ma double it, watch
Yeah, and fuck all the bullshit, I double the fun
Fuckin' twins while I'm chewin' on my Doublemint gum
And fuck them weak drinks dog, double the rum
And if you think you better than me motherfucker you dumb
Sittin' round chillin' out with a thumb in ya bum
Prone Records we the illest label under the sun
Yeah, Lloyd Kaufman would be so proud
Of the way Toxic grew up and blew up now
I don't need no advice, we just do us now
Cause Grew does what Grew does with too much style
Man you cool but you do suck, you do what now
I don't do much, so go suck my two nuts now and smile
Cause I let you get close to me
Motherfucker this is how rap is supposed to be
I'm sick of all these wack rappers approaching me
They get mad when I say they suck openly
Like AJ Jordan, sucks and he ain't important
But his views are like way distorted
Yeah, like you could fuck with the Prone gang please
We advanced and you cats run your A, B, C's
In one year I dropped eight CD's
And that's more than your career so don't say shit please
We way above you in a space ship
Three million miles off the ground smokin' alien weed
So just because you look like an alien freak
Doesn't mean that you can hang with what we say on these beats
Yeah, and let's not even begin on Intrinzik
On how he got his friend to move in to suck his dick
Do his artwork, master and mix
That ain't a friendship dawg, that's a master and bitch
Don't get mad at me cause I mastered this shit
I'm an asshole a bastard I'm dastardly sick
I smash on the gas then I crash into kids
At the bus stop hop out and hack 'em to bits
Man, this rap is a fix like a Adderall
It makes me go like an alkaline battery kit
So badmouth may learn what battery is
When I hit 'em with a brick and a bat and a stick, like, ugh
Hahaha

[Outro]
Alright boys. Chief, what do you go?
The alleyway was the most gruesome sight I have ever seen
Gruesome, huh. Have you ever met my mother-in-law? That's gruesome