Taking L’s (Manberg Festival Song)

[Intro, spoken]
Chat, you know that Wilbur and Tommy aren't allowed at the festival, right?
You know what... You know what Wilbur's gonna do in his free time?
This is what Wilbur's gonna do in his free time!

[Verse 1]
I miss L'Manberg, I miss L'Manberg
I miss it so much
I'm not gonna be allowed in L'Manberg
I'm gonna go read a book
While I'm not allowed in L'Manberg, all I'm gonna do
Is have a good jawline
This event, in L'Manberg
I'm going to miss out on it
I'm gonna have a beautiful smile, and a gorgeous jawline
While I'm not allowed in L'Manberg

[Chorus]
I'm takin' L's
I'm takin' L's
That's why it's Manberg
And not L'Manberg
I'm takin' L's
I'm takin' L's
I took the L straight off L'Manberg

[Spoken]
I'm TommyInnit!
Ahahahahahahaha-
Nononononononono

[Verse 2]
I'm TommyInnit, and I am an angry child
Where are my Twitch Primes?
If you do not subscribe with Twitch Prime
I'm gonna get so much angrier
I'm TommyInnit-
I'm TommyInnit, baby!

[Bridge]
Tommy, why aren't we allowеd in Manberg?
SILENCE, WILBUR! SILENCE!
WILBUR! I'M RUNNING OUT OF TWITCH PRIMES, WILBUR!
Tommy... We've got to fig... Wе've got to figure this out
WILBUR!

[Spoken]
That's how it's gonna go!
That's how it's gonna go, baby
And meanwhile, me and Schlatt, me and Schlatt... You know what we're gonna be doing?
I'm gonna be like...

[Outro]
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEE!
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEE!
WHAAAAAAAAT... HGHH...
I'm an alcoholic!
I'm an alcoholic, and we don't have any Medicare in L'Manberg
I won the presidency because I'm an alcoholic!
I'm an alcoholic! I'm an alcoholic!
I'm an...
Al-co-holi-

[Spoken]
Ahahaha-
I'm done. I'm finished. I'm finished
Anyways, anyways, that's how it's gonna be