Take My Time

[Chorus]
I'll take my time
I'll wait in line

[Verse 1]
Just to let you know, I won't be home again for dinner
I'm with my girl tonight, I'm so happy that I'm with her
She makes me feel amazing every day
And I mean she really makes me feel amazing, if you get what I'm sayin'
Hey bud, guess what your friend just did for you
I got a sick date with this babe I met on Tinder who
Said that she'd feel better if she brought a friend with her, too
Which I responded with, "It's cool, I'll bring a dude to dinner, too"
This is you, today must be your lucky day
Mine is pretty cute, but I haven't seen the othеr's face
And don't ask me what's her namе, 'cause I don't know it
But what I'm sayin' is: double date, you're abso-freakin-lutely goin'
Can you confirm a thing I just learned about?
It's probably just gossip, but you see, from word of mouth
I heard you were goin' out with this girl from the hometown
And if you don't mind me askin', did you smash? Tell me everything
Was she a good kisser? Does she like a bit of roughness?
Does that bathing suit she wears do what's underneath justice?
Is her tempo prestissimo or adagio
Come on buddy, tell me 'cause I gotta know
All of this could be gone within the small distance between this sprawling instant
And tomorrow, did you want to be alone when the world ends?
Don't you worry, I know what you need
I think it's high time that we find this guy a fine dime of a girlfriend

[Chorus]
I'll take my time
I'll wait in line
To your life I would give all my love, but I don't know
How to offer the same to my own soul
I'll take my time

[Verse 2]
It wasn't so long ago, I had no strength to walk, and so you carried me along the road
An angel sent to me in a time when I needed a friend who could lift me out of depression and give me all the affection I never got at home
You collected the missing pieces of my broken heart, helped me to fix it, and taught me how to hold it on my own
That's the problem, though. Thank you for staying, but it's time to go
I don't know how there was a doubt about whether I was down
I invited you to my house while my parents weren't around
But you couldn't take the hint, 'cause subtle's not your strong suit
You should have known to make a move, what the heck is wrong with you?
Hey, uhh, I made a mistake 'cause I know I told you I was single and we were gonna go on a date, but
My boyfriend found out about it and now he's gonna get mad
You better keep your lips zipped while I cover the tracks
This was fun, I never go on dates with guys
About the tickets, though, you didn't have to pay for mine
But thanks a lot for the movie, I had a great time
And by the way, I'm a lesbian. 'Kay, bye
I know I told you I'd go on a date with you
And I would, I really would, but I just gotta be straight with you
I'm talkin' to someone and I don't wanna lead you on
Phew, I think he bought it. Thank God that guy's gone, ugh
Maybe it's your desperation kickin' in and playin' tricks, but no, it's ain't a bit okay to hit
Your ex on Facebook with a bait and switch, say, "Hey" and pitch
A hookup and stay persistent even when she say she's in a relationship
You're so in the past, and emotional has-been
The sort of garbage I would normally throw in the trash bin
But I'll keep a lid on your inappropriate actions
'Cause you're sociopathic and your soul has been blackened
But you're growin' up fast and I know you'll get past it

[Chorus]
I'll take my time
I'll wait in line
To your life I would give all my love, but I don't know
How to offer the same to my own soul
I'll take my time