Tail Bites Dog

You strapped on the blinders, set fire behind us
We bit as you sold us, did what you told us
Our strategy is right where you hid your nightmare
Now tail bites the dog

So maybe we'll just start a crisis
And maybe we should call our friends
Ensure no fiendish force divides us
Then tell the telephoto lens, "Tail, bite the dog"

And when you finally leave us, you best believe us
We'll want an airport greeting, a high-level meeting
Show the folks back home we're holdin' our own
And yeah, tail bites the dog

So maybe we should start a crisis
And maybe we should call our friends
And once you turn off your devices
Scream from our kitchens to your dens, "Tail, bite the dog"