Ta-Ta-Tax Fraud! (ft. The Yodeling Gangster)

Word up, Yoshisaur Munchakoopas is my full legal name
And I'mma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game
I lied on my tax forms 'cause I don't give a fuck
Now I'm practically swimming up in a pool of big bucks

I got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared
I got another million stashed away under my stairs
Perform my business under cover of the night
So I can hide the cash away from Uncle Sam without a fight

I take advantage of every loophole, even ones that don't apply
In 20 something years never caught in a lie
Claimed Baby Mario as a dependent though he ain't my kid
And made up charity work I never even did

I must have cheated on my tax forms at least a hundred times
So many clever tricks that it can't fit into rhymes
Yoshi is my name, money laundering's my game
And committing tax fraud's worth every single dime

Tax dodging badass, I don't play by the rules
I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools
I keep 99 cents of every dollar I make
Nothing makes me cum faster than a tax break

I hate paying taxes if there's anything I hate
I supported Ron Paul back in 2008
You might think it's unfair that I don't have to pay
But it's okay, taxation is theft anyway

But it's okay, taxation is theft anyway