SWOUP Cartridge Assembly

...may result in serious injury or even death

We are now ready to move on the assembly process of your Spark Master Tape Audible Soup Cartridge

Before we begin, please make sure, to keep your Spark Master Tape Base Unit in a separate room from the Soup Mixture at all times

Also be aware that there should never ever, under any circumstances be more than on Spark Master Tape unit operating within a 500 mile radius

Please note that some of the packaging includes parts small enough to be a choking hazard to anybody under the age of 26

The first step in the assembly process is setting the cartridge labelled "iz ya like it" to at least a value of 4.89 centi-marks