Swiney Swiney

Brotha, Brotha I ran in the house screamin’
“What’s that you got in the pot steamin’?”
He looked up, I looked up
He said “Pork”
I said “What?”
He said “Lump it, if you don’t like it. I don’t give a what!”
What we gonna do about this? The smell is killin’ me
I won’t take a taste of it ‘cause I don’t like it see you please
Excuse me ‘cause the meat is nasty
There’s no need to blast me
But watch tha plate ya pass me (Why?)
The subject matter is big, fat, and pink
Also it’s a scavenger, the breath is sure to stink
So what is the attitude that far too many folks
Keep eatin’ that pig, on the chitlin you won’t choke
Lick your big, fat grease backed fingers
Dog a chop on the plate nothing lingers
Sliced up bread sips up the pig juice
I hate to tell you brotha but the swine gotchu seduced
Wipe ya lips before you talk to me
Why you spraying pork you see?
Yo, take a walk with me

De La Soul: Where are we goin’?
Monie Love: I just wanna show you somethin'. Just… Just bear with me. I just wanna show you somethin’
De La Soul: Monie where you takin’ me?
Monie Love: Just trust me. I just wanna take you somewhere and show you something
De La Soul: What’s that noise?

Somebody’s fryin’ bacon
Without realizing the great risk they takin’
Look in the pan see how it squirms and pops
And thinkin’ how the four-legged fromp eats slop
Roll around in mud
Suck it up, spit it out
Snorting, grunt out they ugly lookin’ snout
Squeal and squeal
Turn into meals on wheels
How can you eat this? C’mon be forreal
Disease is spreading on and on
Brothers yellin’ “More pork sausages ma! Please!”
In the ghetto you know that I know
Because I see it chopped up
You know wassup
So why you eat it?

De La Soul: What’s that?
Monie Love: That’s what they use to make pork sausages… It’s pig’s lips and pig’s butt. A whole bunch of disgusting parts
De La Soul: It looks so nasty!
Monie Love: I know!

Love the swine
Lick it up, lick it up
Drop a little on the floor
Pick it up, pick it up

Love the swine
Lick it up, lick it up
Drop a little on the floor
Pick it up, pick it up

(Take my advice)

I swear it’s not good for you
I’m telling you this is true (Take my advice)
Don’t boil it, fry it, or even buy it
It’s no good (Take my advice)
It will drive you away from being stronger
That’s a fact (Take my advice)
If you wish to live longer (Control your life, control your life)

Bad case of heart disease, blame it on the swine
Worms and obesity, blame it on the swine
High blood pressure, blame it on the swine

Yo, it seems to me a lot of things is behind
If you must eat bacon, make it beef
Eat chicken and fish, don’t get the bone stuck in your teeth
Plenty of vegetables, the best ones are green
Lay off the big, fat, pink scavenger scene
No, no, I’m not about to become a dictator
Especially to those who have a head like a potater
But to simply endorse what I feel is the right port of nutrition
Advice I do not wish to force
Of course when you think of the damage swine does
You would try to find a new way of eating because
Being pigish is far from discreet
At the end of the day, I guess you are what you eat
You are what you eat
You are what you eat
You are what you eat