Sweet Transvestite

[Intro]
How do you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman

[Verse 1]
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

[Chorus]
I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite)
From Transexual, Transylvania

[Verse 2]
Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you, want something visual, that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

[Bridge]
I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phonе?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
We'll just say whеre we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry

[Verse 3]
Well you got caught with a flat?
Well how about that
Well babies don't you panic
By the light of the match, it'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic

[Chorus]
I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite)
From Transexual, Transylvania

[Verse 4]
You'll just, stay for the night (night)
Or maybe a bite? (bite)
I'll show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man, with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my, tension

[Chorus]
I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite)
From Transexual, Transylvania
Hit it!
I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite)
From Transexual, Transylvania

[Outro]
So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici... pation
But maybe the rain, isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom