This is a comedy skit that was made to promote Tim Saunders' debut mixtape “Virtual Entertainment Never Dies”. It was released 5 days before the mixtape. There are 3 voices heard through out. The voice of Tim Saunders, Sway Calloway (voiced by Tim Saunders), and a random deep voiced man in the backg...
[R.I.C.O. Verse]
V.E.N.D., the shit dropping Christmas
My presence is such a present, I should be on a wishlist
They be like "oh boy, all he got is hits, he never misses"
Granting all my niggas freedom, just call me Ulysses
This that hype shit, that please do not try this
Cause I am so gifted like I'm on the nice list, I'm colder than ice is
That's a double entendre I know that you like this, I'm spitting the right shit
I be going hard when I write this, I might develop arthritis
D.E.A.D. my niggas is out here we might just get hit with that R.I.C.O
We got ya girl feeling just like Steve Nash at the free throw
King Of The Ring on these hoes the flow is William Regal
With this verse I'm George Zimmerman cause I just made murder legal my nigga god damn
[Close Edge Verse]
Okay, I'm sitting here next to Sway
Spitting verses I wrote on the plane ride yesterday
Niggas wanna test me, then go ahead and test away
But this is VEND season bro so I suggest you wait
Because right now I'm in rare form I think I'm at my best today
Them niggas drew first blood, that's what Sylvester say
When I'm on stage I'm telling girls "please put your breasts away
Cause that's distracting while I'm rapping and I got some shit to say
Because they told me just stop, but bitch I'm still rapping
Cause I ain't giving up until I make my Illmatic
Win a U.S. Skills Patent, still scrapping, still slapping
Any motherfucker saying that my tape release won't happen
Cause on Christmas Eve, I'm leaving that shit under your tree
You won't believe V.E.N.D., you gonna each MP3
I can't beat I'm MVP, it's about me I'm Tim V P
Y'all niggas gonna envy me, every song that I release
I so napalm with all this heat, I got to bombs stuck in my cheeks
Cause when I spit it's fucking deadly, and I'm nice as fuck
So like Steve Smith, tell them niggas ice it up
Go head absorb it all in, get rice as fuck
And some of y'all 've getting mad cause I like to cuss
Well all you holier than thou self righteous fucks
You can make like Sandy cheeks nigga, bite my nuts
I can't of nothing that with bite my nuts, but nigga
Don't push me, cause I'm close, to the streets, to the beach, the bitches, the niggas, the women, the children, the workers, the killers, the addicts, the dealers, the quiet, the realest, and that's close nigga...
To the edge back middle and front
Strong back shit, lifting it up
From the the big and the small I'm like J. Brown getting involved now get yours
[I'm The Plug Verse]
I got more bands then the Vans Warped Tour
The very best, I'm Jerry West, I'm number four four
You gone have to move at warp speed just to chase me
When I'm flowing like this the underestimate me
That's when I start chopping on niggas, you better than me? That's impossible nigga
You know for a fact that I spit it ridiculous, dropping the tape like a nigga St. Nicholas
Them other niggas you know they can't spit with us, worship a nigga the flow so Leviticus
Now that we here you will never get rid of us, no extermination you gotta live with us
They be like hold up wait a minute
Timmy man slow it down when you spit it, I be like nah nigga let's get it
I'm spitting, I'm ripping, my flow on a mission, I'm killing these rappers I hope you don't miss em
Cause you will not see them they gonna go missing, they face on the milk cartons up in the kitchen
I'm teaching lessons, are you learning?
I'm so cocky, Richard Sherman
I'm taking shots so unconcerned and
You in the scope, Steve Berman
Just mind ya business nigga, Kermit
I'm fresh as fuck like Peewee Herman
Got the tux, the bowtie, nah what I mean?
I wrote all 3 of these verses in half an hour fuck wit me
Different color diamonds shining like the powerpuffs with me
Gold medals and the trophies like I brought the best with me
Nigga asking who the best, nigga you know that's Timmy aye
Really I'm the best, really I'm the best
Really I'm up next, really I'm up next
VEND is still on deck, VEND is still on deck
December 25th, Cember 25th, damn
Sway In The Morning Interview & Freestyle was written by Tim Saunders.
Tim Saunders released Sway In The Morning Interview & Freestyle on Sun Dec 20 2015.