Swajjuries Not Included

[Intro]
**Zeke, shut the fuck up!**

[Verse 1: Lil Phlegm]
Pull up to your school with a plan, Joseph Kony
Arrested, I hid my MAC inside the roni
Pull up with the Uzi, no your just a phony
Acne faced, you look like a furry, a brony
A couple of fandoms I cannot remember
'Cause I left you in the flames, you just the ember
I give you cold shoulder like it is December
Mess with me or Payday you will get dismembered
Your mans pull up to me he got no Swajjurie
Got a screw gun but he forgot the battery
Pull out the choppa, mess with his anatomy
I let him loose and he run like a factory
Pull up on your mans and he says "Owee!"
'Cause I just shot him in the leg
Yeah I feel like Captain K'nuckle the belt buckle
Play with that girl like a clown because I juggle
Blast him, turn him into a thousand-piece puzzle
And I a high five that goes to mainly muscle
Aye Keanu Reeves, Joan of Arc bust down in time machine
Only drink leche, I do not drink lean
I'm a good kid because I eat Cuisine
Aye, Aye, Hash-Slinging Slasher
Imma pull up on your block with a dream catcher
Crawl up in the window, Imma snatch her
Got a couple trench coats like a flasher
Dinkleberg, might just pull up on my neighbor
Kick him in the nuts just like he is in labor
I won't do your feature, I won't do it later
Doug Dimmadome, it feels like I am the mayor

[Interlude: Payday]
I thought I just seen a cougar in my backyard, and I'm not talking about no big cat. I'm talking about a forty-year-old woman
I am disturbed (For real)
I am highly disturbed (For real, for real)
Ooh, Payday, yuh, brrr, cha-ching!

[Verse 2: Payday]
I get the money no stopping, huh
I'm way too fly, Mary Poppins, yuh
Look at the whip that I'm copping, huh
These bitches up in narcotics, huh
Fresh ass sneakers bitch I got them for the low
Cold ass neck look like the North Pole
Hoes stepping on my toes and they finna catch this pole, ayy
Blast 'em all away, yuh, Payday on a roll, ayy
I'm going up like a rocket and y'all cannot stop it
I know that all y'all finna mock it
The way that I walk with these bands in my pocket
Bars really hot like a comet I'm on it
I'm faster than Sonic, so sick it's Bubonic
All of y'all know that I'm so damn iconic
Look, I kill 'em all like I'm John Wick
Ice in my soul, so demonic
The way that I flow is hypnotic
You know that my bars straight atomic
I live my life like a comic
Huh, yeah, like a comic strip!

[Outro: Payday]
Aye, life like a comic strip
Aye, life like a comic strip
I'm tryna get up in those Supreme panties, boy. Like for real, young sir. Gimme those Supreeeeme panties
**Payday!**