Susie and Jeffrey

[Verse 1]
Even though Jeff was worried
They weren't in a hurry
They planned a lovely honeymoon
Sue had a brand new Chevy
Conservative, in good taste
Only 30 payments due
They had outstanding tickets
They had no car insurance
But they had lots of things to do
They were getting organized
They had their plans all finalized
The date was set for Saturday

Susie and Jeffrey, they're going to get married
They're going for a blood test

[Verse 2]
What if I don't pass my blood test?
What about our marriage license?
What if I can't be deprogrammed?
Don't act like it's your last chance
We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch
It's not like Gordon Avenue

[Verse 3
Susie and Jeffrey, they're going to get married
They're going for a blood test
Jeffrey said "Let's wait"
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove into a wall

[Verse 4
Don't get excited, now don't shout!
I'll scratch your eyes out
Now we can't have our honeymoon!"
Don't touch she's my fiancé!
Say, but I like the way you play
An autograph from Orson Welles

[Verse 5]
I'm a fan, here's my record
It's one we can't get programmed
We want to give to all of you
They had a little argument
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove the car into a wall
They had a little argument
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove the car into a wall
They had a disagreement
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove the car into a wall