Surprise

Mind your business and mind your manners
Save yourself a lot of trouble from here on out with me
You started scaring a lot of people in my building
That's why you've got to leave
Please quietly

Surprise
Don't stay too late
Don't make mistakes
You can take what you want
As long as it isn't mine

My wife called me she won't go outside
Deadbolt at night
Something keeps fluttering against the glass
Geriatrics and college students through their windows
Each one cheering me on
All silently
That's why you've got to leave
Please quietly