Surge the Tenrec vs Rebecca (Cyberpunk: Edgerunners) - Rap Battle!

[Intro]
SURGE THE TENREC
VERSUS
REBECCA!

[Surge (Verse 1)]:
You’re dumber than I thought if you think that you’re first
It's Surge the Tenrec! I’m dashing forward
If you want a tip, then you’ll be seeing green
Cause taking out a blue, loud mouth’s what the doctor ordered
Your papa only wanted to see his son rise
You were left in the dark since he lost his sunshine
Had to turn to mercenary work cause your life’s shitty
Guess the Sun won’t come out any day in Night City
So ya brawled with your brother to make us think you're the shit
But for every shot that you took- he was taking the piss
You lose everyone you love and that's the big issue
Good thing you showed up already with tissues
Studio drawed the crowd in with your awful mouthing
Now a call to action’s just them lollygagging
So once I snap then you’ll get the bigger picture
Cause if you wanna start jumping the gun, I can leave you Triggered

[Rebecca (Verse 1)]:
Imma say this once cause you’re already a lost cause
I ain't good a playing friends so maybe just FUCK OFF!
Cause I got Guts to send you packing
But you're already carrying all that emotional baggage
You turn to a rat if you think there’s a deal
“Imma go fast”’s right you never had a good meal
Cause any time that you stood up your ass got laid down
Who could’ve guessed Starline would leave you spaced out
But you can’t do anything when your sidekicks arms are full
Seems you don’t got a better Kit in your arsenal
And it took brainwashing for you to finally be seen
Stole Whispers friends cause you didn’t have ONE to hear your screams
You looked in your past and now you're down in the dumps
So Sonic whooped your ass and you went down in the dump
Now you flaunt around wanting to be seen in a tender view
But your dumb ass amnesia's the only way they’ll remember you

[Surge (Verse 2)]:
AHAHAHAHA! You all are the same
Cause that shit just left me drained like you used the Dynamo Cage
So out of my way, cause for every shot that you take
You’ll feel connecting energy when my fists hits your face
Weld your arm to a man like some cyber disease
Held your heart in your hand with your pride on your sleeve
And started crushing on David, 'til Adam left ya squashed
So now like your feelings for him: there is no response

[Rebecca (Verse 2)]:
Grrrrr…Don’t think you're the best
You only shut the fuck up because the voice inside your head
All because that platypus wanted to warm up Egg one last time
Just to leave him crushed turning Star to FLATline
And following Shadow’s shadow don't mean that you're perfect
You blew a couple fuses just to ride that short circuit
Tried to replace the hedgehog, it was rendered as worthless
One more glitch in the system, but never your own fucking person