Surfin’ On The Thames

[Verse]
I was born for gamblin'
Draftin' made a bill
For I ain't strong enough to drive
Shoot, or to sail
Who needs California
When roomates arrive on cue
For surfin' on the Thames
That's good enough for me

[Chorus]
A rich man drinking with Suzie Q
Pop me a hammer, better see two
Chelsey box sold out at Waterloo
Oh, I'll go surfin'!
Wo-o-o-o-oah!
Surfin' on the Thames

[Verse]
But I'm wet, sew me a towel
Rollin' round the cane
BBC and barley
Oh, just to catch a break
Bought along the Thames
For a show of pagery
Surfin' on the Thames
That's the life for me

[Bridge]
I'll be sailin' to Australia
I ain't gonna paint my nose
This ain't Malibou with flabby G. I. Joes
We do the chainy walk
On Trafalgar square
And hey, it's worth looking
Don't let the foxy do a hair

[Chorus]
A rich man drinking with Suzie Q
Pop me a hammer, better see two
Chelsey box sold out at Waterloo
Oh, I'll go surfin'!
Wo-o-o-o-oah!
Surfin' on the Thames

We'll go surfin', surfin'
Surfin', surfin'
Surfin', surfin'
We'll go surfin'
Wo-o-o-o-oah!
Surfin' on the Thames