Surfer Joe and Moe the Sleaze

[Verse 1]
Here's a story 'bout Surfer Joe
He caught the big one but he let it go
There's somebody satisfied with winning
Back on the boardwalk there's Moe the Sleaze
He sells good things and aims to please
He's almost even but he don't mind a handout

[Chorus]
Come on down for a pleasure cruise
We're all going on a pleasure cruise
Come on down for a pleasure cruise
Plenty of women and plenty of booze

[Verse 2]
Give your ticket to Moe the Sleaze
He's the one that's weak in the knees
His pants are baggy, but you can see them shaking
I'll introduce you to Surfer Joe
He may be there, I really don't know
We can smoke garfong and watch him ride the big one

[Chorus]
Come on down for a pleasure cruise
We're all going on a pleasure cruise
Come on down for a pleasure cruise
Plenty of women and plenty of booze

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Come on down
We're all goin'
Come on down
Women, booze

[Verse 3]
Here's a story 'bout Surfer Joe
He caught the big one and he let it go
There's somebody satisfied with winning
Here's a story 'bout Surfer Joe
He caught the big one and he let it go
He's somebody
He's somebody

[Chorus]
Come on down
We're all goin'
Come on down
Women
Booze