Superhuman

So, you wanna live forever? Be a superhuman
Nice workout machine, exercise room
Build those muscles big and strong
Be a superhumanoid Caucasian idiot
So you think you'll live forever, drink a cup, chew a cow [?], don't smoke
Go vegetarian, chew up those beans, for a little cow, for a little pig
So now you take your fine, messed up body under that church up yonder street [?]
What a concept
A healthy body rather than a 5,000 dollar casket
The old man up fly with facts
Thanks for the visual
A healthy big man
Your wife told you every time you had an orgasm it takes two minutes of your life
She heard it on a talk show
She believed it
She convinced you
So now you don't have sex
That's one inactive muscle
The other one's in your head
The puffy gray matter of our brain
Consoles always clicking away
Yours is long gone in domestic decay
Your job
Your workout machine
Your vegetarian Christian inhibitions
Your addiction to television