Superheroes

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Superheroes, here we come
A bunch of weirdos
This sounds dumb!
Superheroes, not Mickey Mouses
How come you wear your underpants outside your trousers?

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They all wear super costumes
Some of us have X-ray eyes
They've got fantastic [?]
There's even one that flies
I undress in a telephone booth
Got a secret identity
But these guys don't drink, don't even smoke!
Or go to the lavat'ry

Superman, Spiderman, Superted, Supergran
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batman!
Hey, man, He-Man, who-man, Conan
Five-four-three-two-one!

Superheroes, so bright and jolly
A bunch of weirdos
What a [?] of wallys!
Superheroes, we're fantastic
(Huh, I mean)
Amazing what they do these days with plastic

Na-na-na-na-na
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There's [?] superstars
And musclemen with swords
[?] that says
"Oh, I'm really bored!"
Super brats
("Cannot be serious!")
They all do as they please
One even yodels
And hangs around in trees

Superman, Spiderman, Superted, Supergran
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batman!
Hey, man, He-Man, who-man, Conan
Five-four-three-two-one

Superheroes, so big and tough!
A bunch of weirdos
We gather [?]
Superheroes, we're so exciting
(Yeah! but)
All you ever think about is fighting

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Superman's problem is Kryptonite
Not ladders in his brand new tights
Robin's world would fall apart
If the Batmobile refused to start
If superheroes weren't so super
Where would we be?
We'd be stuck with heroes
Just like you and me

Goofy, Pluto, Desperate Dan, Sylvester [?] Pussy
Batman!
Popeye, Olive, here we come
Five-four-three-two-one

Super-weirdos
We're everywhere
Not superheroes
But we don't care
Super-weirdos
We're Mickey Mouses
At least we wear our underpants inside our trousers

Superheroes, here we come
A bunch of weirdos
This sounds dumb!
Superheroes, made in factories
(Oh, ten pounds ninety-nine)
Not including VAT [?]
Superheroes, here we come
A bunch of weirdos
This sounds dumb!
[Fadeout]