Super Smash Flows (The Best Super Smash Bros. Rap EVER)

[Verse]
Yo, look
Take notice, this ain't my last flow
I'm an asshole, addicted to rapping in Smash Bros
My past foes, all got slayed with zero hesitation
Killed them in their homes, that became their Final Destination
Missiles fired, Samus
Their neighbors called up the popo
Once they heard me bang them hammers, Nana and Popo
I'm also hungry for paper, loose leaf's my last meal
Never learned how rattled feels
I fought everyone on this battlefield
I'm in a league of my own
I isolate my sectors
Step out, and blast zones
I suggest that you Vector
Or D.I or D.I.E, you'll see it's simple, baby
With my right, I'm Masterful
With my left, I'm a little Crazy
No "ifs" or "maybes"
Watch your tone and get a grip, homey
I body on my own
I never touch Assist Trophies
Moving at Super Sonic speed
Think you can run from me?
Get knocked to spaces you can't return from
With an up and B
Every Final Smash, through a lyrical rendition
Flow more OG, than the N64-Edition
Brawl, but my melee skills are the type
That off kids
You'll catch more punches
Than either one of the final bosses
So see me on any stage, if you feel you have the heart
You act apart, but my power you can't counteract with Marth
Roy, Ike, Lucina, Palutena, Lucario
And for that reason, y'all season
To bite my style, like Wario
Mimicry is flattery, and I won't say to stop it
Cause the work I put out, The Villager couldn't pocket
Battle me, all it takes is my wit and a little fat
To show, I'm stuck on Giga
And you'll always be a Little Mac
Quit it scrap
More king than Dedede or Koopa
I can see in your appearance
You've proven that you're my Junior
But can't clone my maneuvers, so get it right
Surprised I'm nice
Cause every swing's sharp
I take it you never Meta Knight
I spit that "FIYAH!"
You've never heard a bar as hard
And hot as Captain Falcon's punch
It hits you, and the Charizard
Pit me against anybody, that you're diggin'
And you'll see
That I'm a Sheik, the very moment that we Link
Every princess is mine: Zelda, Peach
Cause I'm the man, of course
I kill quick
You take longer than a punch from Ganondorf
Doctors at the ready
Cause I'm known to go bananas
Like Donkey and Diddy's diet
Mega-Man when I got cancer
Super armored up, hurt me?
Boy, you ain't worthy
I've offed more wigs
Than a taunt out of Kirby
More of a star than Luma
Who you think you playing, ock?
Your Broads known to take 2D's, Mister Game-And-Watch
Everything I say is hot
That's why I am the only star
I'll bury you
And they won't pull you out the dirt like Olimar
Claim you fly, I'm Duck Hunt
I've never been a brown nose
A lone Wolf, that'll R.O.B you
And take to the skies, Falco
One punch, and you're out cold
Fakes are who I'm Robin
Aiming at your Mitchell & Ness
Snakes all know I bought ‘em
Cause I stretch them out like Wii-Fit
I'll Pikachu, you don't know me?
You'll get your egg cracked
Like I'm hatching a Yoshi
You'll get removed like Mewtwo
For thinking you' tough
Me sleeping on you, you'll still go flying
That's Jigglypuff
Get thrown back like Pac Man
Acting out what heroes do
I'll show up at your funeral casual
Meaning Zero Suit
A ninja out the shadows, you ain't finding another
Better, so you better pipe down, like the Mario Brothers
Cause the fact of the matter is; I'll more than do this
Ask PK, people freeze, way more than Lucas
When in the presence of I
Like they've never seen a star before
Getting more green than an Ivysaur
You throw shells, I throw Squirtles
Yes, the whole damn turtle
I'm heartless
I'll choke a Pichu from yellow to purple
The coldest thing breathen
I won't stop if you soak
I'm offing every newcomer
And I ain't stopping at Shulk
I am what you never had before, boy
This is just a hint of the master
Wait til I show the Master's Core
EASY!