Super Salesman

Swell, they call me the super salesman
'cause selling is all I do
I've got an endless stash
Of expensive trash
I want to sell to you--
'cause I'm a super salesman
Super super salesman;
I'm a super salesman
That's what I am!

You can tell I'm a genuine person
From my haircut to my shoes
Don't worry about your money, it's guaranteed..
Guaranteed to lose!
I'm a super salesman, etc

But you'll be doing yourself a favour
And you know that I'm sincere;
I've got a beautiful rap, to sell this crap
It's music to the ears
Now listen to me:

Sell, sell

I've got things to save you money
I've got things to save you time;
So you can use the time
To earn the cash
To buy this trash of mine
I'm a super salesman, etc

Yes I'm the universal salesman
You can find me anywhere;
Take a good look inside of yourself
You'll find a salesman there
And you're the super salesman
Super super salesman;
You're the super salesman
That's what you are

Sell yourself, it's later than you think;
Sell yourself, it's later than you think;
Super salesman
Super super salesman, etc
Uper salesman