Super Beatrice

There is nothing she can't do
She's got more power than me or you
She can handle all of this
She's Super Beatrice

If the room is dark, she'll light it up
So she can find her contact lens
If the room is loud, she'll turn it down
So she can talk to all her friends
She can reach across buffets
Without getting salsa on her sleeves
If she wants to leave a party
She just leaves

There is nothing she can't do
She's got more power than me or you
She can handle all of this
She's Super Beatrice

When she goes grocery shopping
She makes a list, it goes super fast
She falls asleep when she gets in bed
Without dwelling on moments from her past
She's so fast she can take a pic
While the kid or dog is still doing something cute
When commercials are on TV
She can instantly press mute

There is nothing she can't do
She's got more power than me or you
She can handle all of this
She's Super Beatrice

Can she fight crime? Yes she can, yes she can
When she has the time, she'll go help Superman
She can see through walls and travel at the speed of light
But most problems are small and she doesn't like to fight

Super Beatrice! Saves the innocent from harm
Super Beatrice! Gets up early without an alarm

There is nothing she can't do
She's got more power than me or you
She can handle all of this
She's Super Beatrice