Sunny’ll Sink Us (2006 Digital Remaster)

[Intro]
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey

[Verse 1]
Sunnyd was born give-or-take 537 million years ago during the Cambrian Explosion in a crater in what would become South Korea
She flapped her flagellum much quicker than other earlier single-celled organisms and therefore had a much greater idea of the world’s primitive geography
Then one day a beacon shone in the sky and she swam right in and she was abducted by aliens and taken to a distant galaxy
But she killed all the aliens and flew back to Earth and crashed the spaceship in a glorious explosion which would bring an end to the dinosaurs

[Chorus]
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey

[Verse 2]
In 3918 BC, Sunnyd was in a polycule with Poseidon and Bigfoot before the two prematurely perished in a freak skiing accident
And Sunnyd never let this go and a couple thousand years later made some random dude named Noah build a big ass boat
Before she flooded the whole planet and made the unicorns go extinct and sent a bunch of random villagers running crying
And in spite of this she was viewed as a godlike figure by those same villagers and many books were written in her name

[Chorus]

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey

[Verse 3]
In 1953, Sunnyd signed a deal with the future members of Creedence Clearwater Revival to start the Vietnam War so they could make millions off their song
And in 1956, she created the alias John Lydon as a joke to annoy a bunch of British nationalists and British anarchists as well
And in 2003, she abducted Saddam Hussein from his hiding hole and took him to an alien planet where he’d fight giant cockroaches for the rest of his days
Treat these few sneak peaks into her life as a litmus test for the chaos which is yet to come

[Chorus]
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey