Suicide is the easiest thing about which you can decide
There is no subscription nor a monthly fee
And what's most important it's all tax free
Suicide, it's easy it's a fact you cannot hide
You decide over dinner or breakfast or lunch
But don't spill the beans cause your family may have a hunch
Suicide is easy like fucking, you can't deny
It doesn't take science or studying math
Just a rope or a razor and preferably a hot bath
Suicide, make peaceful and painless your pass
Don't use a dryer, don't jump on a car
And make sure that your parents don't pay too much for gas
Suicide, you live....poof! You die!
There are millions of reasons, there are thousands of ways
But don't do it in Poland cause they'll piss on your grave