Suckers

"I wanna say it."
"This one is for all the suckers—"
"I wanna say it."
"—who still believe in love."
"Let me say it."
"Shut up!"
"Let me say it."
"Oh, fine."
"Thi-this... What do I say?"
"Ughh."

Hey, everybody
I've got something to tell
It's what I learned from relationship hell
Lust turns to disgust
A heart of gold into rust
A soft touch to a slap in the face
It gets old
It goes away

This one's
For all the suckers who still believe in love
This one's for you
This one's
For all the suckers who still believe in love
This one's for you

It never works
But we keep trying like fools
Learning and breaking the rules
At first you're excited
Then you're less than delighted
By the end you want them to drop dead
It can't last
It's gone so fast

This one's
For all the suckers who still believe in love
This one's for you
This one's
For all the suckers who still believe in love
This one's for you

Sucker, sucker, sucker, sucker
Sucker, sucker, sucker, sucker
Sucker, sucker, sucker, sucker
Sucker, sucker, sucker, sucker

This song is brought to you in part by all the suckers who still believe in love. This one's for you!

This one's
For all the suckers who still believe in love
This one's for you
This one's
For all the suckers who still believe in love
This one's for you
This one's for you
This one's for you
This one's for you
This one's for you
This one's for you
This one's for you
This one's for you

"Oh, sugar buns..."
"Yes?"
"This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love."
"Ha ha ha ha."
"This one's for you!"