Suburban Serf

Get up every morning
Just for sitting on my doorstep
And I’m straight dripping like a horse sweats

Sunburnt and still whiter than my porch
No sunscreen, it’s a routine that I forget

Neighbors traded up their Porsche for a Corvette
I be steady flooring it to 40 in my Ford, yep!

Out of college but have yet to be important
And I’m not rich but I’m still not poor yet

Hey, who said it was a tournament?
My biggest decision of the day is what food that I be ordering
Answering the door wearing nothing but my shorts
Then I pay the guy in quarters and invite him in to tour the crib

We gonna play Video games
Chillin all day with fingers ablaze
Taking it slow
But it goes so fast that I’m forgetting the date

Taking a second to step out the fray
Vision was missing the light of the day
Looking outside, at the sky, my eyes, they might disintegrate!

Throat’s hoarse and I caught the hay fever
Screw pills, eat a Laffy Taffy for the brain teaser
Too cheap for a Kleenex, napkins are easier
Got my nose redder than a certain reindeer’s, hey

Somebody pass me the Off-Spray
I don’t need a foreign virus messing with my offspring
Any creepy bugs coming crawling our way
I ain't afraid to claw’em all away like a hawk, or an osprey

Ayy!

Hanging with the big guns, trying to roll the dice
But no fights with the bros on the motorbikes
Acting like I owe ‘em deodorant with that odor, yikes!
Gotta run for cover fore they crushing us Clover Mites

Ayy
Never let it go
I won’t let the sun go down until I say so
It’s a staycation, no work, all play
And if anybody’s throwing shade, they can go away

Say
Ayy
Never let it go
I won’t let the sun go down until I say so
It’s a staycation, no work, all play
Got me peepin out my cave like it’s Groundhog’s Day
Ayy

We’re happy castaways, even though it’s sad to say
We’ll be blind 'til we find a way through the city’s shade
Until that day, call me a suburban slave
I’m a serf just trying to ride the wave

Just trying to ride the wave
I’m a serf just trying to ride the wave

Ayy
Never let it go
I won’t let the sun go down until I say so
It’s a staycation, no work, all play
And if anybody’s throwing shade, they can go away

Say
Ayy
Never let it go
I won’t let the sun go down until I say so
It’s a staycation, no work, all play
Got me peepin out my cave like it’s Groundhog’s Day
Ayy

You haven’t heard of us
We’re from suburbia
The land of family businesses and discount furniture

You haven’t heard of us
We’re from suburbia
Whether on the mic or at the diner we’ll be serving ya