Substitute Heaven

Substitute heaven
That's what I want
Freedom from a whiskey dick
Down at born again pizza

And the pretzels shall be free
I said the pretzels shall be free

Substitute heaven
Baby in a purple paisley dress
Next best things
I made it now, baby, you can do the rest

And the first, second, third and last
Will be on me
You got everything in between your knees, whoo

It's called substitute heaven
I call it substitute heaven, yeah
It's called substitute heaven
I call it substitute heaven

Give it up to me, you're the best
In your purple paisley dress
Give it up once for me
Give it up two or three

I'm glad I found you
I build my world around you
My substitute religion

Substitute rock
Substitute rock
Substitute rock
Substitute rock
Substitute rock
Substitute rock
Whoo

Substitute heaven
C'mon, substitute heaven, yeah
Substitute heaven
And the pretzels shall be free
And the pretzels, the pretzels shall be free