STURDY SANTA

[Intro]
We gotta switch it up, bro, we gotta switch it—
We cannot be listenin' to Mariah Carey every year, bruh
Santa gotta stay sturdy, listen
Must have been a nau—hold up

[Chorus]
Must have been a naughty boy 'cause I'm gettin' cold with it
Woo! Run it back, I might be gettin' cold with it
Santa better stock my stuffing good and put some girls in 'em
Ooh! And I hope he puts some gold in 'em
Yeah, run it back, that's something you lack, it ain't a knick or knack
Twelve-pack, pull up to the church and then I pop a cap
No, not that, soda kinda bad, I may have popped a cola
Eggnog without the nog, man, I still stay sober

[Verse]
Ooh, man, I ain't no toy for you to play with me
Still'll blast off like a rocket, ain't talkin' Gemini, ayy, man, rocket
'Cause I take off through your chimney
I pull up in this land, that's forever thick from Mickey D's
Baby Jesus born in a manger
Papa told me to not mess with no stranger
Devil so old-school, he used a pager
Want me to sign a contract and of course I said "Nay, son"
Ayy, you better call me the Grinch, 'cause my dogs doin' the max
Cindy Loo-Who told you that I still can't kill these tracks, uh-huh
I'm the new wave to do whatever gon' slap, uh-huh
Thankin' God for a new year, went by fast, uh-huh
Yeah, Jesus is the reason to the season
But some of these Christians do not know what they believe in
Pick a side, can't be in and out, that's called treason
Pick a side, can't be in and out, that's called treason

[Chorus]
Man, I must have been a naughty boy 'cause I'm gettin' cold with it
Uh! Run it back, I might be gettin' cold with it
Santa better stock my stuffing good and put some girls in 'em (Ooh!) And I hope he puts some gold in 'em
Yeah, run it back, that's something you lack, it ain't a knick or knack
Twelve-pack, pull up to the church and then I pop a cap
No, not that, soda kinda bad, I may have popped a cola
Eggnog without the nog, man, I still stay sober

[Outro]
Uh-huh
Listen
He-heh
I may not be Mariah Carey, but I can sing like her
Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh!
Nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah!
Nah-nah-nah-nah- (*Coughing*)
I'm so sorry...
Man, this outro is way longer than it needs to be
Yeah!