Stupid Rap Battles Of Fat Italians [War Of The Fat Italians 2015]

[Intro]
*MLG Airhorn sound*

[Verse 1: Mario]
It's-a-me, Mario!
I'm the best, don't you see?
There's nothing better in this world execpt spagehetti
You think you got the grooves of Mario's grooves?
I'm sorry, but you don't even compare with my man boobs
I kick the koopa ass
And I save the princess, that's my Peach!
I'ma numba one, and you suck pingas biaatch!

[Verse 2: SMG4]
Well, I didn't know being a fatty was so cool
Humping that spagehetti, while you sit in and drool
You keep eating spaghetti, you're always wanting more
But sorry, not me, I'm SMG4
You're supposed to be plumbing, doing other crap instead
While you just sit at home with Luigi, in bed

[Verse 3: Mario, SMG4]
You motha******! What did you say?
Oh, you dead now, I'ma make ya pay!
I'll get two chopsticks, and shove them up your ass
(Uh, no, sorry, I think I'll pass)
You sit at home all day like your PC, like no end
You think that would explain why you no girlfriend
You think you have swag even if your a hag?
Ha! Well, Mario's got it in the bag!

[Verse 4: SMG4]
Girlfriend? Are you kidding? That's just rude
Considering your girlfriend is just a puddle of food
Look at my subriscibers, who dosen't love me?
Why not subscribe? it's totally free!
I think I win this one, Mario buddy
Why not go home and hump some Teletubbies?