Stupid Horse is a harrowing critique of gambling and capitalism and how they affect the human ethos, in the form of a ska song.
Or alternatively, a song about running out of heroin, mugging your dealer to re-up from how strung out you are, then passing out in your car.
Or perhaps, a simple ditty a...
[Intro]
Pick it up!
[Verse 1: Laura Les]
Bet my money on a stupid horse, I lost that
So I ran out to the track to get my cash back
I just gotta leave this place with a big bag
So I found the fuckin' jockey and I grabbed that (Pick it up!)
Pushed him down to the ground and I punched him in his face (In his face!)
Yeah, I stole his phone, that put him in his place (In his place!)
Me and the horse, we ran out of the place (Out the place!)
Then we drove my Porsche back to my place
[Chorus: Laura Les]
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account
[Interlude: Laura Les, Dylan Brady]
Woo!
Pick it up!
[Verse 2: Dylan Brady]
Stupid horse and a swordfish dancer (Pick it up)
I'm bettin' my money on a fishnet carousel
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
Racing horses at the derby
Why am I never getting lucky?
I never have any money
I never win any money
[Chorus: Laura Les]
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche (Oh shit)
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no (Oh no)
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche (Oh God)
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no (Oh no)
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche (Of the Porsche)
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no (Oh no)
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche (Of the Porsche)
Lost the money in my bank account
stupid horse was written by Laura Les & Dylan Brady.
stupid horse was produced by Dylan Brady & Laura Les.
100 gecs released stupid horse on Fri May 31 2019.
Dylan Brady. According to the Rolling Stone interview, he sent a voice message to Laura of what it would sound like, and she simply dropped that recording into the song instead.