“stupid games” is an acoustic ukelele song about queer men having crushes on straight men.
The song was posted to TikTok in June 2020 and an official audio version will soon be released. Mad replied to a comment regarding the song being on Spotify with “I’m working on it rn”.
[Intro]
Ugh, how do I explain this?
[Verse 1]
I think I kinda got a crush
Don't want to say I'm in love
'Cause I don't know if he's into guys
Don't know if I'll ever be his type
But a boy can dream his heart away
That he'll find a boy who swings his way
[Verse 2]
Sometimes I wish that I was straight
I wouldn't have to play these stupid games
Like analyzing the way he talks
Does he watch football or watch RuPaul?
What I really guess I'm trying to say
Is would you like to be my date?
[Chorus]
Or are you straight?
Is my gaydar broken?
Am I too late?
Is your schedule open?
Sorry for ruining the mood
I had to ask 'cause you're so cute
Oh, are you straight?
Hey-ey-ey-ey
[Verse 3]
Should I tell him that I like him? (Like him)
Don't know if he'd date a guy like me (Guy like me)
Hey, do you got a girlfriend? (Girlfriend)
Or do you walk the other street? (Walk my street)
Do you wanna kiss me? (Kiss me)
Or am I not thinking straight? (Thinking straight)
This is all just wishful thinking (Wishful thinking)
'Cause I'm hoping you swing my way
[Verse 4]
I'm tryna be nice but I can't help
I wanna be yours but I can't tell
There ain't a way to save my heart from falling for you
Tell me your favorite Britney song
Or would you rather move along?
Someone, please help me with this messy interlude
[Chorus]
Or are you straight?
Is my gaydar broken?
Am I okay?
Just got my heart stolen
Sorry for ruining the mood
I had to ask 'cause you're so cute
Oh, are you straight?
Hey-ey-ey-ey
[Bridge]
Da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da
Da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da
Ba-ba-ba-ba, da-ra-da-da
Da-ra-da-da, da-ra-ta-ta (Oh-ooh)
Ba-da-da, da-ra-da, da-da-da
[Chorus]
I get it, you're straight
My gaydar was broken
I'm not okay
Just got my heart stolen
Sorry for ruining the mood
I had to ask 'cause you're so cute
I get it, you're straight
Hey-ey-ey-ey
stupid games was written by Mad Tsai.
Mad Tsai released stupid games on Thu Mar 10 2022.