Stupid Dope Moves

Verse 1:
Dear God, forgive me for I’m a demon
A practicing heathen, guerrilla mind-state every season
Distributing lesions across the body, forcing a seizure
As long I’m breathing, I’m putting pressure on every region
Dear God, you need to get here, it’s kind of a zoo
Rocket launching niggas from Edgemere to Kalamazoo
Dual wielding switchblades and Soul Calibers too
Dropkicking Samaritans and any challengers too
I don’t wanna act civilized, I’m finna staple your mouth shut
Now I’m in the box for disorderly conduct
Brass knuckles to your eyelid that’s 4-5 stitches
I’m the type to go on blind dates with cross eyed bitches
Even niggas who don’t respect me show me serious love
Because they know the flow nastier than period blood
This marks the return of the boom-bap
Y’all niggas know that New York is where it’s at, I Max Relax

Chorus:
Just coolin, I max relax
Say, what you doing?
Just coolin, I max relax
Say, what you doing?
Just coolin, I max relax
MAX RELAX, MAX RELAX (Repeat x2)

[Brooklyn Bound, C Local]
This is…14 Street
Transfer is available to the A, E, and L train

Interlude:
Hey, excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?
Pardon the interruption my name is *****
I'm here today, as usual, selling candy so I could buy more candy and make more money in a positive way
If y'all want to help a brother out and give a donation it would greatly appreciated
Thank you, everybody, God bless, have a safe trip
Each candy is only $1
What I have here is M&M peanuts, Welch's fruit snacks, trail mix bars, granola bars, Famous Amos cookies, and Lorna Doone shortbread cookies
I do what I gotta do just to stay on my feet
I'm flipping them sweets, I sell cavities that shit will leave a hole in your teeth
They talk bad about us but we get money out here
We take anything small and turn it into something big
Like these M&Ms, I take care of my family with this
This is what y'all buying me, this is what I do with my money
I buy $300 sneakers; I stay fly from head to toe

[Announcement]
Ladies and gentlemen, soliciting money in the subway is illegal
We ask you not to give
Please help us to maintain an orderly subway