Stuck at Home

[Intro: ericdoa]
Imagine if Ninja got a low taper fade
Imagine if Ninja got a low taper fade

[Verse 1: Scalladosis]
I don't wanna talk to anyone right now
Hyped the fuck up, I be ready for the fight now
I be cooped up in the stu, make a banger
Fly just like a bird, and I got that anger
Copyin' me like you my doppelganger
I'm gettin' higher than an airplane hangar

[Chorus: Scalladosis]
Stuck at home, I been beatin' on my dick
And like I was makin' a house, I got a brick
Drippin' like a water park, we gon' slip and slide
Flip it like some chicken, and I be fuckin' fried

[Verse 2: Scalladosis]
I'ma get massive just like those memes
All of this shit really ain't how it seems
I'm seein' it now, it's been in my dreams
No Microsoft, I'm doin' shit with my teams
Bitch, what you know about rockin' swag?
'Cause I got a lotta cool shit in my bag
Havin' a big blast like a MAG
I be stayin' low, so please don't tag

[Chorus: Scalladosis]
Stuck at home, I been beatin' on my dick
And like I was makin' a house, I got a brick
Drippin' like a water park, we gon' slip and slide
Flip it like some chicken, and I be fuckin' fried, yah

[Verse 3: Yung Stiff Rick & stixh]
My parents left the house, now it's time to have some fun
Now I'm scrollin' Hentai Haven and I'm lookin' for some nuns
See them titties on my screen, now I'm 'boutta fuckin' cum
Bitch, I'm tryna get high, so I took my dad's blunt (And I smoked it)
Grab my mom's cough syrup with some Sprite and Jolly Ranchers
Then I mix it up and drink it all, now I might have cancer
Now I got a fat lean gut, the drank just got me fatter
Then I pull up to my neighbor, hit that nigga with a ladder
Ayy, gettin' bored as shit, so I'll invite over some bitches
Have a three-way with them thots and have them give my tip French kisses
Now their mans are really mad 'cause I fucked all on their own mistresses (Mmm-mm-mmm)
Oh shit, my parents came back, now I might just get some stitches (Ayy), fuck

[Verse 4: stixh]
Hop out of the crib, I'm lookin' clean as fuck
And baby want me to come over, she want me to fuck
I said, "Well, baby, you gon' have to wait a minute or so
I got a couple albums comin' and a Cleveland show"
She be like, "No, no, no, no, no"
I be like, "Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah"
I said, "Okay, just gimme a lil' bit
And I'll be there in like twenty-five minutes"
She said, "Boy, come show me that low taper fade"

[Verse 5: Lil Scxars]
Got a low taper fade
That meme massive like my brain
Not a weirdo, call me Gabe
I might go dance on yo' grave, uh
Yeah, I might just hit that boogie
I play Fortnite like I'm Joogie
Vexbolts, yeah, he tryna pull me
Yeah, that boy will never fool me (Ayy)
I just broke a dish
On the floor, like what the frick?
What the flip? What you tryna do?
I'ma shoot out slimy goo
Wait, that was taken outta context
I got snacks inside my pocket
This song gon' take off like rockets
And yo' mom's mouth, I'ma sock it, yuh

[Outro: ericdoa & Lil Scxars]
Imagine if Ninja got a low taper fade (Huh, okay, yeah)
That was massive
Wait, you know what else is massive? The lo—
Imagine if Ninja got a low taper fade