Stuck At Home

[Intro Bill (Bob Jones) & Cricket (Chris Houghton)]
BILL
Cricket be careful!

CRICKET (Chris Houghton)
Dad it’s about to start!

[Verse 1: Cricket (Chris Houghton) & Tilly (Marieve Herington)]
Stranded! I’ve been grounded
The one time I did nothin’ wrong
And I’ve never been so bored
That’s why I’m singin’ this he¬¬re song
I’ve lost morale
Miss my best pal
I long to ride my pig on the freeway

TILLY
Brother, I don’t think that was ever allowed

[Verse 2: Bill & Cricket (Chris Houghton)]
It’s not time to go out
Must keep my children occupied
If only they published
An Endless Lockdown Parents’ Guide
No outdoor tasks
Without our masks
We wash our hands until they’re dry as hay

CRICKET
And I NEVER used to wash my hands

[Pre-Chorus: Gramma (Artemis Pebdani), Tilly (Marieve Herington), & Bill (Bob Jones)]
Feelin’ just a bit stir crazy
Not the best at bein’ lazy
What’s today?
My brain’s gone hazy

TILLY
It’s Monday

BILL
Maybe Thursday?

[Chorus: Everyone]
Ohhhhhhhh
This is a declaration
Noooooooo
Wе can’t stand isolation

BILL
Kids always nagging

CRICKET
Video chat’s lagging

GRAMMA
Sat so long I broke my tailbone

EVERYONE
Wе’re going mad cause we are stuck at home

TILLY
Family, we may be lookin’ at this wrong

[Verse 3: Tilly (Marieve Herington)]
With all this separation
We’re stuck inside for quite a bit
It’s not time to go out
But we can make the best of it
Just read a book
Or learn to cook
Set up an epic maze of dominoes

[Verse 4: Cricket (Chris Houghton)]
Hm, well when you put it that way…
No more fits and whining
I get to watch so much TV

BILL
We’ll find the silver lining

GRAMMA
Like throwin’ my own dance party

TILLY
Let’s make some art

BILL
Bake a fruit tart

CRICKET
Nobody cares if I do not wear clothes

BILL
Ugh, Cricket you still have to wear clothes

CRICKET
Aw man!

[Chrous: Everyone]
EVERYONE
Ohhhhhhhh
This is a declaration
Yeaaaaaaah
We’ll get through isolation

TILLY
This won’t last forever

CRICKET
We’re in this together

GRAMMA
We’ll fight through the highs

BILL
And the lows

EVERYONE
We’ll do our part- don’t mind we’re stuck at home

[Outro: Cricket (Chris Houghton) & Bill (Bob Jones)]
Alright song’s over. Clothes are comin’ off!

BILL
Cricket!!