Dan Potthast explained this song to the audience at a show at the Anaheim House of Blues in 2004. IIRC, he explained that he went to catholic school when he was a kid. One of the crazy nuns who taught at the school would warn the students not to stay out after the streetlights come on because that’s...
[Chorus]
Streetlights
Who would believe that a halogen lamp could conceive
That's what she said and it stuck in my head
It was her explanation of teen pregnancy
[Verse 1]
Don't you know what happens to
All the girls who
Stay up all night
Under the streetlights
The light seeps through the walls
Plants a seed and babies fall
[Chorus]
Streetlights
Who would believe that a halogen lamp could conceive
That's what she said and it stuck in my head
It was her explanation of teen pregnancy
[Verse 2]
So when I see those city streets
All lit up like a Christmas tree
Her wisdom comes to me
And I thank God
That I can go out at night
Because I don't have ovaries
Streetlights