Street Jokes

- Hahaha!
- Yo' mama got two ways like, this and that
- Hahahaha, ahhh hahaha!
- Yo' mama so fat when she walk her booty clap
- Hahahaha! Ahh hahahaha!
- Yo' mama got one leg they call her Aileen!
- Yo! Aileen, damn!
- Yo' daddy so black they shot at him and pulled his K back at some flashlight
- Hahahaaha
- Yo' mama saw you she's a gangbangin' dinosaur
- Hey!
- Yo' mama so dumb she saw a sign say "dip here" she ran on and got some potato chips
- Yo' mama's old she fart dust!
- Hahaha!
- 4 Clips' shoes so tight they look like tacos!
- Hahaha!
- Yo' mama look like a snail with a finger wave, nigga
- Yo' mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout!
- Yo' mama so blacc she got ticcets for tinted windows on a motorcycle!
- Hahaha, cuz!
- Yo' mama so tall-yo daddy so tall he did a baccflip and died
- Yo' mama so big she drive a bus with handlebars
- Hahahaha! Damn!
- Yo' mama so fat she put on a red dress all the kids run around her sayin' "Hey, Kool-Aid"!
- Haha!
- Yo' mama so stupid shе gave birth to you!
- Ahahaha!
- Yo' mama so dumb, fucc it...
- The fucc did yo' mama toss?
- Ahahahaha!
- Yo' mama so-yo mama so dumb she thought [?] was a sandwich
- Oh no! Hеy!
- Yo' mama so dumb when God was passin' out braids, she thought he said "trains" so she said "gimme a slow"...
- Hahaha what?
- Yo' mama's a fat biatch!
- Hahaha!
- Fashion Boulevard, fast boulevard!
- Yo' mama stank, yo mama stank
- Yo' house so little you literally drop a face tie you got wall-to-wall carpeting
- Yo' mama so fat when she on the run she ball up and roll down the street
- Yo' mama house look like you walkin' in everybody!
- Haha!
- Yo' mama teef-yo' mama teef so white she look like she be chewin' powdered donuts!
- Yo' mama yo-yo' mama so bald she roll her hair in rice
- Haha
- Yo' mama so skinny she can dive through a needle hole with her arms wide open
- Ahahaha!
- Yo' mama so skinny she swallowin' a BB and thought she was 9 months pregnant
- Yo' mama hair so long she roll her hair with beer cans!
- Ahahaha!
- Her nose went to the...!
- Your mama got cancer!
- Yo' daddy's-yo' daddy's so thick he can't read newspapers at daytime 'cause he would burn that mothafucka up!
- Ahahaha!
- All that fat lady...
- Spokesman!
- Mothafucka, X-rays, mothafucka!
- Yo' mama and daddy went half old age!
- Fuckin' hypertentious...
- Ahaha!
- Yo' mama ain't got no-yo' mama ain't got no arms talkin' 'bout some [?], nigga
- Tested positive!
- Haha positive!
- Yo' mama tested positive!
- Ahahaha!
- Hey, hey, why did Ronald McDonald die of AIDS?
- Why?
- 'Cause he believed in Magic!
- Ahahahaha!
- Yo' mama got one arm and swim in circles!
- Ahahaha hey!
- Yo' mama so dumb she took the donut bacc 'cause it had a hole in the middle, nigga
- Yo' mama so dumb she thought donuts on 'em... Uhhh!
- Ahaha!
- Yo' mama so dumb she went over and had a donut truck and killed two daddies!
- She bit off donuts off the curb!
- Ahaha!
- Yo' mama so dumb she thought Cheerios was donuts seeds!
- Ahahaha!
- Yo' mama-yo' mama, nigga!
- Yo' mama so old she knew Cap'n Crunch when she a cub scout
- No dog, she knew Big Bear when she was a cub!
- God damn...
- Yo' mama so old she knew Big Bear when she was a stopwatch!
- Yo' mama so old she knew King Tut when he was a prince!
- Yo' mama so old-yo' mama so old she knew The Beatles when they was cocoons!
- Yo' mama so fat she jumped on a quarter and squeezed the boogers outta George Washington's nose
- Uhh...
- Yo' mama so fat she sellin' a dollar and made for a quarter
- Hey yo' mama so big she got one of her pants on the driveway
- Damn! Hahaha!
- Yo' mama so fat she smacced the project on her feet and made some air join down
- Yo' mama so fat she wear clive sales for sandals!
- Hahaha!
- Yo' mama so fat she put on a red dress like a bow-legged fire agent
- Yo' mama don't have dreams, she have movies, nigga
- Damn!
- Yo' mama so old she dreams re-runs!
- Yo' mama so old...
- Yo' mama don't take pictures, she take billboards!
- Hahahaha!
- Yo' mama so hey, yo mama so fat she wear, microwave for a beaver!
- Hahaha!
- Yo' mama so old Jesus was in her yearbook and they were friends...
- Ahahahaha!
- Yo' mama so [?] she played wide receiver for the Rams
- Yo' mama so-hey, yo' mama so fat-yo' mama so fat, look, yo' mama so fat she need queen-sized mattresses when she pee
- Ahahaha ohhh!
- What did Michael Jaccson said when Bubble was succin' his dicc?
- What?
- Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
- Buggin'...
- Bullshit!
- That's buggin' y'all!
- Ahahaha of course you buggin'!
- Shut the fucc up! Yeah
- Alright, No Clips!
- Ahahahaha!
- Shit, there we got No Clips, No Clips is swallowed up!
- Whaaaat? Hahaha!
- Oh nigga, yo' mama so ugly she went in a haunted house and came out with an application
- Ahhahaaa!
- No! Nope! Get the fuck outta here...
- Hey nigga buggin' like [?]...!
- Keep her two-faced...!
- Ahahaha!
- You look like you was in a hammer fight and lost!
- Oh shit...!