Strangers with Candy

[Chorus: Priviledge]
After school special, alcoholic [?]
Beating on they pregnant teen girls for drug abusing
Bulimics smoking sherm, coaches all concerned
I’m having trouble urinating doc, it’s really starting to burn

[Verse 1: Billy Woods]
As a lowercase g, I wasn’t allowed to watch TV
Went outside, snapped a branch off a tree
Hmm, looks like a forty-five ACP to me
Kept Megatron transformed, told mom I got a right to
Bear arms to the construction contour truck bomb
You see how He-Man bought the farm
That old knife to a gun fight, once it turned night
Under covers with flashlights, extraordinary rendition flights
Then get answers in Lego Land, disposable like army men
Get ‘em secondhand, kidnap black barbie and released list of demands
From now on my homework is NBA Jam

[Verse 2: Priviledge]
My [?] this American life
Married to the idea that they are wanting the light
Rather the same ambitious past flaming the mic
Though I do it nicer than you can with words
You can incite and psyched surpasses that which you
Irascibly recite, yeah you right, this what I’m like
A five with longitudinal critiqued your whole style
Would be trite, insipid, simplistic, intrinsically deficient
While the kids spits specifics, flipping French seventy-fifths
Riffing on relevant riffs, rotational drift of the news cycle
Stays bearing down on top of you, Mr. Spliff goes to Washington
Clouds’ll follow him, crowds are hollering
The reading plans not working, Zora Neal hurts him
Their eyes are watching God a sandwich crept along with
When they usurped him, 401K jerked him
Poor ass late worked him, they don’t get sick [?]
Sure earning not enough to ease the bills burden
As sure as teams searching like a Tim Burton
Scene dream, the nightmare before working
Imagery the same as that Halloween frame
Injuries sustained, back on plots the end game, finished
Finished, I put umlauts at the end of my sentence
So you know I meant it when I end it, end it

[Chorus: Priviledge]
After school special, alcoholic [?]
Beating on they pregnant teen girls for drug abusing
Bulimics smoking sherm, coaches all concerned
I’m having trouble urinating doc, it’s really starting to burn

[Verse 3: Billy Woods]
She’s a divorcee but still sports a ring
Mia Farrow [?] Keaton in perfect casting
Played it like Scarecrow and Mrs. King
After a fashion kept her laughing, meanwhile
Fake smile playing catch with the rug rat
Admiring that arch in her back and the way that
Little black dress clung to her assets
The smell of her neck, strawberries [?]
Try to make a move, the kid wakes up with a tummy ache
Almost got her nude, he comes home
From school talking ‘bout spring break
Late night, tried to let his moms hit the blunt
The runt pulled a sleepwalking stunt
Cue the laugh track, odd couple like
Me in a sitcom with Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Mini-driver, big love sex drugs supplier
Cialis newsletter subscriber, the winner of African Survivor
The child’s a conniver, tossed wet blanket like
Patented US government packaging provider
Kudos son, must be learning something in school
That’s how the west was won