The third track on Jeffree’s debut EP, “Plastic Surgery Slumber Party”.
In this song, Jeffree talks about his love for straight boys and how they try to hit on him, despite not being the idealistic guy he’s looking for.
[Chorus]
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac
Straight boys, where you at?
[Verse 1]
I want a boy with juicy lips
Who doesn't care I don't have tits
I want a boy like me but hotter
To eat me out like Jeffrey Dahmer
Straight boys, I must confess
Wanna get under my dress?
Give me a kiss, kiss
Give me a fist, fist
[Chorus]
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac
[Verse 2]
I want a boy who takes the blame
Puttin' Ron Jeremy to shame
I want a boy under my sheets
With pink stained boxer briefs
They don't have to tell their friends
They're gettin' it from both ends
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah
[Chorus]
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back (Uh)
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac
Straight boys, fuck me now
[Bridge]
You wanna know where the straight boys are at?
Leavin' credit cards in my ass crack
You wanna know where the straight boys are at?
Look under my bed, 'cause I can't keep track
[Chorus]
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back (Uh)
Straight boys, where you at?
I'm a boyfriend kleptomaniac
Straight boys, where you at?
I wanna hit it from the front to the back
Straight boys, where you at?
Jeffree Star, egomaniac
[Outro]
Ha ha ha
Straight Boys was written by Jessicka Addams & Samantha Maloney & Jeffree Star.
Straight Boys was produced by Samantha Maloney.
Jeffree Star released Straight Boys on Tue Mar 13 2007.