Story Time!

[Verse]
One day I was at the club, seeing girls
And one made me freeze, my heart felt like a swirl
Had to walk up, and start a con-ver-sation
Then she call me ugly and she say I look like plankton
I was shocked, my jaw just hit the floor
Why did she just say that, and what was bat for
Then I notice something odd, why she go from tan to pale
She’s a robot, and she’s controlled by Christian bale?
Burger King was close, and I was lowkey kinda hungry
So I walk over there, say goodbye to my boy Humphrey
He was beating on his meat, so I couldn’t really care
So I call in a Big Mac, they say they don’t have it there
What the hell? Man you better be joking
And I jumped over the counter and I got straight to provoking
Made a mess, took the money from the tip jar
And Heard the police pull up so I had to just dip far
So I pulled back to the club, and I see my boy Humphrey
He still beating on his dick, like he got a vasectomy
I say bro, why you beating it to guys
I forget a key fact, that my boy Humphrey blind
So I drag him out the club, and we start driving pretty far
He said “where are we going” and I said Madagascar
Had to walk the rest of way, cause my car lost its engine
Pull up to the spot, then I see these four penguins
They start beating up Humphrey I say “what the fuck bro?”
Then Stewie and Brian griffin pull up and now we got a show
I decide to throw a punch, and it doesn’t leave a mark
Then the cops pull up, they arrest Brian for narcs
Then this dude hitting the quan i'm like is that Marc jones
He kinda hitting it though, I may leave my bro alone
The fight was over, everybody seemed to calm down
Then I woke up, that wasn’t real and I just sat there and frowned